The Green Capsule is a miniature “garden” for those who love plants and want one with them at all times.

The keychain comes with plant seeds (sweet basil, peppers, tomato, and cabbage) and it has it’s own soil mixture, enough to plant 20 seeds. You “plant” the seed and place it in the capsule and take with you. You’ll have to expose it to light from time to time.  The problem is: the container is so small that the plant quickly Read the rest of this entry…

The Beer Pager is actually a can/bottle/cup holder which keeps your beer chilled while you’re watching your favorite game.

To make it more interesting, the designers have equipped the device with a remote activated alarm, which helps those who had one too many beers find their beer. The idea is: place the beer can/bottle in the can holder and if you forget where you left Read the rest of this entry…

These tiny plates are supposed to help you carry food and drink in the same hand, leaving the other hand free to gesture  while you’re socializing.

The Finger Food Party Plates have a ring underneath so you can slip it onto your finger and place food on top (very little food) and still hold a glass in the same hand. I somehow doubt that you can drink from the glass and not spill the food or smear it onto your face. And what’s the point of carrying so little food with you? It’s only Read the rest of this entry…

Although this product is named Frozen Smile, it’s actually an ice trey which makes frozen dentures.

I don’t know about you, but a denture is the last thing I want to see in my beverage.  Therefore, having this around could be a lot of fun, especially if you want to surprise your friends. Imagine their faces when seeing a denture in their glass Read the rest of this entry…

If you need something to keep you away from the fridge when you’re on a diet, or you know someone who does, the Fridge Patrol is a fun way to “combat” food cravings.

This tiny officer stands guard in the fridge (or kitchen cabinet) and whenever somebody opens it, he says “Stand back or you’re going down” while holding his flashlight at the “criminal”. The gadget is a perfect way to keep away husband from the beer-loaded fridge Read the rest of this entry…

The Rock My Teeth Whitening System promises to do just that: whiten your teeth using the power of musing and… some peroxide self-adhesive dissolving whitening strips.

Actually, the Rock My Teeth is supposed to enhance the whitening effect of the peroxide whitening strips by achieving the whitening effect of four weeks of treatment in only one week. The device comes with a custom mouth piece, which you plug into your iPod or MP3 player Read the rest of this entry…

Everybody loves multifunctional gadgets, but some gadget designers might have gone just a little bit too far with multifunctionality.

Just take a look at this pair of sunglasses, and you’ll understand what I’m talking about: comb, paintbrush, knives, corkscrew, scissors, pliers, file, wrench, straw (?) and la piece de resistance – miniature back scratcher! This almost seems like a joke (and I’m not convinced that it isn’t)! How are you supposed Read the rest of this entry…

Remember the creepy Voodoo Knife Block? If you liked that one, you probably would love this one too: the Heart Knife block.

This knife block holds five stainless steel knifes (included) but the message it sends it quite unclear if you ask me. You buy this for yourself because you have a broken heart or you buy this for someone who broke your heart or is a heart-breaker? Read the rest of this entry…

Disco lights are the heart of every disco party. But can they make you forget that you are in a boring office?

If not, I don’t know what is the purpose of this USB Disco Ball Mouse, because it sure seems uncomfortable to use. When plugged into a USB, the USB Disco Ball Mouse will flash and flash all day long, even if you put your computer on sleep mode. As long as there is power in the USB drive Read the rest of this entry…

The manufacturers of Kuchofuku Air Conditioned Bed have come up with yet another weird but useful gadget: the USB Air Conditioned Shirt.

This man’s shirt has a very quiet fan that you plug in a USB port and which inflates the shirt with cool air. Although the constant flowing stream of air through your shirt is definitely an effective way to cool yourself in a scorching day, I cannot imagine Read the rest of this entry…

This weird-looking mask is supposed to make you look younger by sending electric charges to the face muscles thus contracting them.

The Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask has 26 gold-plated contacts which touch the face skin thus sending electric impulses to the muscles which contract, toning the face. The device is supposed to tighten the skin and reduce wrinkles, thus giving you a youthful appearance. The device Read the rest of this entry…

Remember the USB Missile Launcher? Now there’s an upgraded version featuring a webcam.

The USB Webcam Missile Launcher has computer assisted launch while you can also control it remotely, using your MSN account. The webcam installed on the missile launcher allows you to log in your MSN account and see what or whom you’re aiming at, adjust the position Read the rest of this entry…